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Clueless (1995)
In writer/director Amy Heckerling's teen-oriented,
coming-of-age comedy - a modern update of Jane Austen's classic 1816
novel Emma:
- Alicia Silverstone's portrayal of self-centered,
ultra-rich Beverly Hills Valley-Girl high-schooler Cherilyn "Cher"
Horowitz, with her distinctive lingo, including such expressions
as: the PC-correct "hymenally-challenged"
(instead of virgin), "as if," "surfing the crimson
wave", "Baldwin"
(meaning a very handsome male), "Betty" (Cher's term for
the perfect girl), and "Monet" - ("It's like a painting,
see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess")
- the opening scene in which she picked out her outfit
for school - using a computer to match her tops and bottoms: ("I
actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. I mean, I get
up, I brush my teeth. And I pick out my school clothes")
- the classroom debate scene in which Cher debated
immigration policy ('Should all oppressed people be allowed refuge
in America') for two minutes against Amber (Elisa Donovan), when
she talked about Haitian (pronounced 'Hay-tee-ans') and used a garden
party anecdote: ("But it's like when I had this garden party
for my father's birthday, right? I said R.S.V.P. because it was a
sit-down dinner. But people came that, like, did not R.S.V.P. So
I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute
the food, squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day
it was, like, the more the merrier! And so if the government could
just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly
party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you
it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty"); after Cher's
side was presented, Amber claimed that she couldn't argue against
Cher's inane statements: "If she doesn't do the assignment,
I can't do mine"
- Cher's father Mel's (Dan Hedaya) warning to a date: "Anything
happens to my daughter, I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody
would miss you"
- the scene of Cher's mugging when she was robbed of
her cellphone and bag, and forced to lie face-down on the pavement,
and her excuse not to - it would ruin her dress: ("Oh, no. You
don't understand. This is an Alaia....It's, like a totally important
designer")
- Cher's attitude toward report cards: ("Some
teachers were trying to lowball me, Daddy. You say never accept a
first offer. These grades are a jumping-off point to start negotiations"),
and her father's surprise at her improved report card when she argued
her way from a C+ to an A- and asserted: ("Totally based on
my powers of persuasion")
- the freeway driving scene ("We're on the freeway!")
in which Cher's best friend Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash) was driving
for the first time on an LA freeway, and her boyfriend Murray (Donald
Faison) tried to offer helpful instruction, while everyone was freaking
out, until they exited safely and Dionne and Murray kissed: (Cher: "Boy,
getting off the freeway makes you realize how important love is.
After that, Dionne's virginity went from technical to non-existent.
And I realized how much I wanted a boyfriend of my own")
- the scene of Cher's driving test with a DMV officer,
when she almost hit a bicyclist, and also side-swiped another car
when moving to the right lane in her Jeep: ("Oh, my bad!" and
"Oh, should I write them a note?"), and the officer's assessment:
("We're going back to the DMV...It's over...How'd you do? Ha,
ha, ha. Well, let's see, shall we? You can't park, you can't switch
lanes, you can't make right hand turns, you damaged private property
and you almost killed someone. Off hand, I'd say you failed")
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Cher's DMV Driving Test
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- and ultimately, Cher's finding of unexpected romance
with her ex-stepbrother Josh (Paul Rudd) on her stairway, and sharing
a tender kiss with him after he complimented her; she revealed
her love for him: ("You're young and you're beautiful...You
know you're gorgeous, all right? And popular and, uh, and... but
this is not, you know, why I'm here...Are you saying you care about
me?") - Cher summarized: ("Well, you can guess what happened
next"), although she was humorously referring to a match-making
wedding she attended between two nerdy teachers Mr. Hall (Wallace
Shawn) and Ms. Geist (Twink Caplan), where she was able to kiss
Josh after catching the flower bouquet
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Cherilyn "Cher"
Horowitz
Computer Outfit Picker
Classroom Debate About Immigration
Cher's Robbery
Freeway Driving Scene
Two Kisses with Ex-Stepbrother Josh
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