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The Lavender Hill Mob (1951,
UK)
In Charles Crichton's Ealing Studios' caper comedy
about the pursuit of English schoolgirls to retrieve six golden miniature
Eiffel Towers:
- the opening sequence of prim and timid bank clerk
Henry Holland (Alec Guinness) dining in a fancy restaurant in Rio
de Janiero next to a pipe-smoking British gentleman, when he met
Chiquita (Audrey Hepburn in her screen debut, with a very short
walk-on role) and gave her money for a birthday present
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Henry Holland Dining in Rio Restaurant
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- Holland's start of a flashback - expressing pleasure
at having had a superb year, and thinking back to when he worked
in a London bank and had 20 years of service in the transport of
gold bullion: ("One superb year. Just when I was beginning
to believe I'd never achieve it. For 20 years, I've dreamed of
a life like this. For 19 of those years, fate denied me the one
contact essential to the success of all my plans. Still, I never
quite lost sight of the goal, inaccessible as it often seemed to
me when I was merely a, merely a non-entity. Among all those thousands
who flock every morning into the city. Most men who long to be
rich know inwardly that they will never achieve their ambition.
But I was in the unique position of having a fortune literally
within my grasp. For it was my job to supervise the deliveries
of bullion from the gold refinery to the bank")
- his continuing flashback, as he mused in voice-over
about his small paycheck: ("Many a rascal would have risked
his all for half a million, not realizing that gold, in the form
of bullion, is useless without a method of smuggling it abroad. To
find that method was my last remaining problem...Meanwhile, I gave
the bank their gold....I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to
be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions.
A weekly reminder that the years were passing, and my problem still
unsolved. Until my ship came home, I was obliged to live at the Balmoral
private hotel in Lavender Hill")
- and then, his solution to commit the "perfect"
crime - he met up with his potential cohort-in-crime Alfred Pendlebury
(Stanley Holloway), an artist in his Balmoral-Lavender Hill boarding
house; Alfred had a foundry that could convert the gold into souvenir
Eiffel Tower paperweights to be exported (smuggled) out of the
country without detection
- their recruitment of two other petty crooks to aid
in the robbery: Lackery Wood (Sidney James) and Shorty Fisher (Alfie
Bass)
- the scene of Holland and Pendlebury realizing that
a souvenir shopkeeper at a Parisian kiosk (on the upper level of
the Eiffel Tower) had sold six of the gold-converted Eiffel Tower
statues from a crate specially-marked R that she wasn't supposed
to open; Holland rushed to the elevator to watch as a group of British
schoolgirls, who had accidentally bought six of the statues, descended
in the Tower elevator, and in a riotous sequence, they chased after
them down a dizzying, winding circular staircase
- the zany wild goose chase sequences from Paris to
London after the British schoolgirls - and after the bullion robbers
(including a crazy and confused police pursuit in squad cars as Holland
broadcast false directional reports from a stolen police car)
- the concluding surprise revelation: Holland had escaped
to Rio de Janeiro: ("I came straight on to Rio de Janeiro -
'Gay spritely land of mirth and social ease'") with the six
Eiffel Tower statues worth 25,000 pounds: ("Enough to keep me
for one year in the style to which I was, ah, unaccustomed"),
but then as he left the restaurant, it was revealed that his left
hand was handcuffed during the telling of his entire flashbacked
story to his dining partner
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Henry Holland's Flashback About Being a London Bank Clerk
for 20 Years Transporting Gold Bullion
Voice-Over: "I was a potential millionaire..."
Holland's Opportune Meeting Up With Fellow Lavender
Hill Boarder Pendlebury
Shock That Eiffel Tower Kiosk Shopkeeper Had Sold
6 Statues
British Schoolgirls Descending in Eiffel Tower Elevator
False Directional Reports During Getaway
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