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Lost in America (1985)
In Albert Brooks' funny road-trip comedy about Los
Angeles yuppies finding the 'American dream' - a couple gave up their
upwardly mobile, workaholic lives to 'drop-out' in exchange for a
free-spirited, Easy Rider-inspired
road-trip in a Winnebago motorhome:
- the early scene of neurotic adman David Howard's
(writer/director Albert Brooks) last day at work when he had a
long telephone conversation with Mercedes dealer Hans (Hans Wagner)
about buying one of the luxury vehicles; when negotiating about
the total price, the dealer replied that everything was included
in the price ($44,420), and he would have to add only one thing:
"Just leather, that's all you'd have to add, nothing else";
David was astounded: "Really?...It doesn't come with leather?" -
the dealer specified: "It's what they call Mercedes leather";
David asked about the inferior leather:
"What would that be?" - and he was told: "It's a very
thick vinyl, a beautiful seat"
- the scene of David's firing in executive Paul Dunn's
(Michael Greene) office, after eight years of service, when he was
offered a transfer to New York rather than a promotion to the position
of senior vice-president, and he refused to take no for an answer;
when his boss tried to reason with him: "Look, I know you're
upset, and I can appreciate it. And I'm gonna forget what you said
a few minutes ago. I'm sure you don't want to blow eight years with
this company" - David audaciously replied: ("F--k you!);
the boss simply answered: "David, you're fired!"; David
went on a rampage: ("Fired? Oh, I'm fired! Oh, this is great.
How dare you? I want my eight years back! I've wasted my youth for
you. I'm wasted! I'm over. Come on. I want 'em back! I'm gonna stand
in this office until you give them back to me! Better than that,
I'm gonna start taking things home with me. I want your clock, right
behind you. Give me that clock!")
- the sequence of David's conversation immediately after
with ditzy wife Linda (Julie Hagerty) about his firing, and his urging
of her to quit her job too: ("Quit your job...I did, you do
it!...Well, I didn't really quit, but I got fired but it was the
same thing. Linda, you were right! No more 'Responsible David'. I'm
free. I was responsibly blind, honey. I was a dead man...I'm giving
you credit for saving my life....Linda, they were jacking me off.
I was on the road to nowhere. Do you know the road? It's a nowhere
road. It goes nowhere! You're on it! You don't know it? It's a nowhere
road. It just goes around in a circle. It's the carrot on the stick,
and the watch when you're 70")
- the upwardly mobile, workaholic couple's dropping
out of society after selling their house, and combining their assets
to create a comfortable 'nest-egg' of $100,000; and their drive out
of Los Angeles to Las Vegas in a recreational vehicle Winnebago for
a road trip, while David chowed-down on a micro-waved melted cheese
sandwich: ("The further we get from LA, the better it tastes")
- and his nervousness about their plan to remarry: ("I'm nervous,
but I can't wait to marry you....Clara says that the Silver Bell
Chapel is the cutest one...We'll get there at 10:30, do it, and then
we're on our way. Las Vegas here we come!")
- the sequence of Linda's disastrous night-long experience
at a roulette table in Las Vegas' Desert Inn casino (gambling on
# 22: "Twenty-two, twenty-two, come on back to me, come on back
to me!") when she had gambled away their nest-egg - to David's
dismay: ("Say it! Say it! Say 'I lost the nest-egg.' Go on,
say it!")
- David's painful begging and unconvincing proposal
to the casino manager (Garry Marshall) to get their money back: ("As
the boldest experiment in advertising history, you give us our money
back....Give us our money back. Think of the publicity...You gave
my wife and I our money back because you reviewed our situation,
and you realized that we dropped out of society, and we, we, we weren't
just gamblers. And we made a mistake and you gave our money back.
Do you know -- you couldn't get a room in this place in ten years....You
keep all the money. It's just that, that that my wife and I aren't
gamblers. That's what I'm saying. That's the distinction....We represent
the people who have taken the chance and we made a mistake. And the
Desert Inn corrects it and gives it back. There's a warm feeling
here...In the campaign, you make a clear distinction between the
bold - who would be my wife and I - and then all the other schmucks
who come here to see Wayne Newton....This costs you nothing. To give
us our money back is nothing. You would be the one who would benefit")
- the central scene of the couple's complete and utter
meltdown and self-destruction at the Hoover Dam, when they both stood
on the edge of the railing looking down, and David suggested: ("Nice
dam, huh? Do you want to go first, or should I?") - and then
he ranted and raved at her about their impoverishment: ("You
took my nest-egg and you broke it all over the Desert Inn. You filled
up the casino with yolk....I was sleeping....Don't treat me like
I'm an insane patient, please! ...Out here? Out where? We live here.
Get used to the cement, honey. This is our house, forever! This is
it. We found ourselves. Boy, did we find ourselves in the middle
of nowhere, with nothing!")
The Couple's Meltdown at Hoover Dam
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- inside the recreational vehicle, David's lengthy
description of the concept of the sacred 'nest-egg' principle to
Linda: ("Oh, God. I guess this was my fault. That's what I'm
thinking. Maybe I just didn't explain the nest egg well enough.
If you had understood, you know, it's a very sacred thing, the
nest egg, and if you'd understood the Nest Egg Principle, as we
will now call it, in the first of many lectures that you will have
to get, because if we are to ever acquire another nest egg, we
both have to understand what it means. The egg is a protector,
like a god, and we sit under the nest egg, and we are protected
by it. Without it? No protection! Want me to go on? It pours rain.
Hey, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. Without
the egg? Wet! It's over. But you didn't understand it and that's
why we're where we are"); Linda briefly responded: ("I
understood the nest egg"); David continued: ("Oh, please.
Do me a favor. Don't use the word. You may not use that word. It's
off limits to you! Only those in this house who understand nest
egg may use it! And don't use any part of it, either. Don't use
'nest.' Don't use 'egg.' You're out in the forest you can point:
'The bird lives in a round stick.' And, and, and you have things
over easy with toast!")
- David's interview with an employment agency in a
small Arizona town for a job, when the obnoxious, cynical counselor
reminded him he had already been fired from a high-paying $100,000
job, and that he wouldn't be interested in a lowly job: ("You
couldn't change your life on a $100 thousand dollars?...What I do
have, you wouldn't be interested in....Coming from your position
and your salary you wouldn't be interested in it"); when David
asked about the salary, the counselor joked: ("A hundred thousand
dollars!...It pays $5.50 an hour plus benefits"); David persisted,
asking about the existence of "a box of higher-paying jobs," when
the counselor sarcastically replied: ("Oh, I know, you mean
the $100,000 box!")
- the last view of David working as a school crossing
guard and being taunted by obnoxious school kids on bikes
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Negotiating with a Mercedes Car Dealer
David's Firing: "I want my eight years back!"
David to Linda: "Quit your job!"
Leaving Los Angeles in a Winnebago
Linda's Disastrous Night at a Vegas Roulette Table
David Begging Casino Manager To Return Gambling Money
David's 'Nest-Egg Principle' Speech to Linda
Interview at a Small-Town Employment Agency
David as a School Crossing Guard
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