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Nothing Sacred (1937)
In director William Wellman's great black comedy -
a superb screwball comedy (the first filmed in Technicolor) from
former newspaperman and scriptwriter Ben Hecht (who also wrote the
play "The Front Page" - made into another famous screwball
comedy His Girl Friday (1940)) - it
satirized the world of tabloid reporting and its corruption and dishonesty,
and was remade as Living It Up (1954) with Dean Martin, Jerry
Lewis, and Janet Leigh:
- the humorous opening title screen: "THIS IS
NEW YORK, Skyscraper Champion of the World...where the Slickers
and Know-It-Alls peddle gold bricks to each other...And where Truth,
crushed to earth, rises again more phony than a glass eye..."
- the early scene of a gala banquet, where the New
York Morning Star and its editor boss Oliver Stone (Walter
Connolly) was hosting a penniless black Harlem shoeshiner (bootblack)
(Troy Brown, Sr.), honoring him as the foreign potentate of the
Orient - "Sultan of Marzipan" (who was donating $10
dollars for every $1 dollar, for the establishment of an art institute
known as the Morning Star Temple ("twenty-seven halls of learning
and culture, twenty-seven arenas of art")); he was exposed
as a fraud by his wife who interrupted the proceedings
- revelations were that hot-shot star newspaperman
- dapper, cynical ambitious tabloid reporter Wallace "Wally" Cook
(Fredric March), had printed exaggerated stories in the paper about
the impersonating Harlem worker; Oliver Stone was so angered that
he announced: "I am going to remove him from the land of the
living!"; Cook was severely reprimanded and demoted to writing
obituaries for the remainder of his five-year contract
- Cook learned of a promising story to redeem himself
- "Poor little working girl doomed to death from radium poisoning"
- he begged for a chance to travel to Warsaw, Vermont (fictional) and
interview the dying girl: "Listen, Oliver, there's a story in
this kid that ought to tear your heart out...Oliver, so help me. I'll
be in Vermont by morning. I'll dig you up a story that'll make this
town swoon...If I don't come back with the biggest story you ever handled,
you can put me back in short pants and make me marble editor"
- arriving in Vermont, Cook
was regarded skeptically by the small-town folk as a scandalmonger;
in the office of incompetent and bumbling Dr. Enoch Downer (Charles
Winninger), Cook's profession was criticized: "I'll tell you
briefly what I think of newspapermen. The hand of God reaching down
into the mire couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation.
Not by a million miles"; Cook's requests to see the terminally-ill
Hazel Flagg, diagnosed by Dr. Downer as having only six weeks to
live, were deflected
- after the appearance of watch factory worker Hazel
Flagg (Carole Lombard), Dr. Downer informed her that she had been
re-diagnosed as healthy ("Well, you can stop giving yourself
the airs of a dying swan. According to this last analysis I made,
you ain't going to die....You're fitter than a fiddle!...That first
diagnosis I made was a mistake"); but she was very disappointed
that a trip with $200 to the big city of New York was no longer possible
and that she had to stay in Warsaw ("You know, I don't know
which I am, happy or miserable, I'm all mixed up")
- outside the doctor's office as Hazel cried about her
predicament, Cook offered to bring her to NY as a guest of the newspaper
on an all-expenses-paid trip, as a symbol of courage and heroism:
("We'll show you the town. We'll take you everywhere. You'll
have more fun than if you lived a hundred years in this moth-eaten
yep-and-nope village...You'll be a sensation. The whole town will
take you to its heart. You'll have everything you've ever dreamed
of. You'll have it on a silver platter. You'll be like Aladdin with
the magic lamp to rub"); as they flew to New York with Dr. Downer,
Cook exclaimed as they approached NY: "Well, there she is, in
all her beads and ribbons"; he promised: "New York is going
to lay its heart at your feet while the whistles blow and the bands
play and the cameras grind"; Hazel became a national hero (with
a ticker-tape parade and presentation of the key to the city) so
the small-town rube could enjoy a taste of life before succumbing;
she was given gowns, banquets, theatre tickets, homage poems, and
more
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Hazel Invited to NY by Cook
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Hazel's Welcome Sign in Technicolor NYC Aerial
Shot
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"Belle of New York"
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- at a nightclub, the floorshow "The Heroines
of History" included women onstage on horseback (Lady Godiva,
Pocahontas, etc.); the boozing Hazel was invited to the stage by
the emcee to join them: ("That little soldier whose heroic
smile in the face of death has wrung tears and cheers from the
great stone heart of the city. I humbly invite her now to take
her place beside all the great Heroines of History"); with
the effects of excessive alcohol, she fainted on-stage - garnering
even more sympathy
- the next morning in bed, the hung-over Hazel began
to feel anxious pangs of conscience about her phony and feigned illness;
she worried about what would happen when she was found out: ("I've
got a conscience...I'm ruining him"); and then she discovered
that Cook was planning to make elaborate funeral arrangements for
her death with NY's governor: ("There'll be about 30,000 automobiles
and a considerable group on foot. About half a million, I think...I'm
getting the governor to declare a public holiday for the, uh, occasion");
and then she also learned that Dr. Emil Egelhofer (Sig Rumann), a
radium poisoning specialist, was going to examine her - she told
Dr. Downer: "I've got to commit suicide in advance before that
scientist gets to me. I-I've got to be drowned" - she planned
on writing a suicide thank you note to the city and then disappearing
and hiding out forever ("I'll change my name and hide away for
the rest of my life and never, never see him again")
- still in bed, Hazel listened to a 20-member elementary
school glee club singing a dedicated song to her: "We're sorry
you're dying, Hazel" - during the song, she was crawled over
by a freckle-faced kid's pet squirrel
- Hazel's suicide note was discovered by her empty bed: "Dear
New York City, Goodbye. Remember me as someone you made very happy.
I have enjoyed everything. There's only one thing left to enjoy.
Your river - that smiled outside of my window. It is easy to die
when the heart is full of gratitude. Hazel Flagg"; she was prevented
from drowning herself at the pier by Cook (who was actually rescued
by Hazel because he couldn't swim), who then proposed marriage to
her
- the arrival of Dr. Egelhofer and his three European
colleagues to examine Hazel; after her X-rays proved that she was
not ill, Morning Star editor Oliver Stone was notified of
the new diagnosis: ("There is no vestige, no trace, no single
symptom of radium poisoning in this young woman, Mr. Stone");
the doctors were paid to keep quiet, and then Stone chastised his
star reporter Cook for promoting a hoax: "I am sitting here,
Mr. Cook, toying with the idea of removing your heart - and stuffing
it like an olive!...You ruined the Morning Star. You blackened
forever the fair name of journalism. You and that foul botch of nature,
Hazel Flagg!...The biggest fake of the century. A lying, faking witch
with the soul of an eel and the brain of a tarantula!")
- while Stone was worried about the revelation of the
scandal, Cook was thankful about Hazel's newfound health and prospects
of marriage: "I thank God on my knees that she's a fraud and
a fake and isn't going to die" - he planned to tell the readership:
"Wanna tell 'em we've been their benefactors. We gave 'em a chance
to pretend that their phony hearts were dripping with the milk of human
kindness," and he blamed Stone for the publicity stunt:
"You used her like you've used every broken heart that's fallen
into your knap-sack. To inflame the daffy public and help sell your
papers"
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Dr. Egelhofer and Colleagues
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Stone to Cook: "You ruined the Morning
Star!"
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Cook: "You used her..."
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- in a comic lady-beating scene, Cook wanted Hazel
to look properly bruised, sweaty, and allegedly sick with pneumonia
- before another diagnosis was made; Hazel was knocked out with
a terrific punch; and then when she revived, she reciprocated and
knocked Cook unconscious
- exasperated by the whole situation of fakery, Hazel
confessed to city officials, some citizens and the mayor outside
her hotel room: "I'm a fake, I'm a phony, I'm not gonna die.
I was never gonna die. I never had radium poisoning, I never had
anything. I wanted a trip to New York, and I got it"; however,
the group decided that the true news of her health would endanger
her inspirational story for everyone ("This thing must not get
out")
- in the last analysis, Hazel declared: "Oh, let
me alone. I wish I really could die. Go someplace by myself and,
and die alone! Like an elephant!"; it was decided that Cook
and Hazel would make their honeymoon disappearance-getaway as marrieds
(incognito), sailing on a cruise ship to a tropical island, while
it was rumored in the newspapers that she had committed 'suicide'
based upon another suicide note left behind: "Dear New York
- We've had a lot of good times together - you and I - but even the
best of times must end, so I have gone to face the end alone - like
an elephant. Sincerely, Hazel"
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Ending: Solution -
"HAZEL VANISHES"
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Disguised as Honeymooners
on Tropical Cruise
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Opening Title
Editor Oliver Stone with Imposter "Sultan of Marzipan"
Hoax Revealed
Ace Reporter Cook Demoted But Allowed to Interview Dying
Girl
Hazel Flagg
(Carole Lombard)
Fainting On-Stage as a "Heroine of History"
Cook's Plans for Her Funeral, and Examination by a Specialist
Squirrel
Hazel's Suicide Note
Hazel Kissing Cook After Rescue
Fighting Sequence - Knocking Each Other Out
Hazel Confessing to City Officials and Mayor
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