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The Pink Panther (1963)
In Blake Edwards' caper comedy - the first film that
introduced the long-running comedy series, about an incomparable,
bumbling, inept, trench-coated French police detective, Inspector
Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers):
- in this particular tale which began with the title: "Once
Upon a Time...," a priceless gem was presented to sultan
Shah of Lugash's young daughter (who would later grow up to be
beautiful Indian Princess Dala (Claudia Cardinale)); the camera
zoomed into the diamond; a slight discoloration flaw in the large
pink diamond - a leaping panther - led it to be dubbed "The
Pink Panther"
- the feline cartoon character of the Pink Panther
appeared to perform antics with the lettering during the introductory
opening credits (this was the debut of the famous animated feline
with his various funny antics) accompanied by Henry Mancini's classic
jazzy-bluesy music
- the film's twisting plot regarded the pinkish diamond
- the object of desire by suave, white-monogrammed glove-dropping
playboyish jewel thief Sir Charles Lytton (David Niven) aka The Phantom,
who had just recently struck again in Rome, Italy; Sir Lytton wished
to steal the Pink Panther jewel from its owner - by romancing the
adult Princess Dala (Claudia Cardinale), while helped by Clouseau's
unfaithful wife Simone (Capucine) who was conspiring behind Clouseau's
back (as Lytton's lover); everyone was staying at an exclusive Northern
Italy ski resort where all the main characters were clamoring to
get their hands on the 'Pink Panther' after rebels had taken over
Lugash and demanded that the Princess turn over the jewel
- the amusing character of bumbling, heavy French-accented
Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers); he first appeared impatiently
sitting at his desk in Paris; he rose, spun a huge world globe, glanced
out the window, and confidently pronounced that they needed to find
the first female "link" to the Phantom: "We must find
that woman." He was swiftly thrown to the floor after touching
the rotating globe a second time; just then, his wife Simone entered
- the actual 'woman' in question; Clouseau was unaware that she was
the Phantom's accomplice and lover, who often warned the robber about
Clouseau's whereabouts
"We must find that woman!" (his own
conspiring wife Simone)
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Spinning Globe
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- the scene in Clouseau's
bedroom with Simone, of the Inspector playing his expensive
Stradivarius violin (after he stepped on it and destroyed it,
he blithely quipped: "It's
no matter. When you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them
all") after numerous attempts to have sex with the very
deceptive Simone (who was continuing to hide keep her duplicitous
role a secret)
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Sir Charles with Princess at Ski Resort
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Sir Charles with Nephew George
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- the classic hide-and-seek scene in which Simone
juggled two suitors in her resort bedroom: she had to divert Clouseau's
attention from both Lytton and Lytton's American indebted playboy
nephew George (Robert Wagner) (pretending to be a college graduate)
who were hiding there - George in her bathtub in her bathroom,
and Sir Charles under her bed; when Clouseau came into the room
angrily asserting: "That phone call was a ruse", he stumbled
onto the floor - as she asked:
"Are you hurt, my darling?"; both Lyttons found it impossible
to sneak out of the room
Both Lyttons Hiding in Simone's Bedroom Sequence
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- the costume-party scene in Dala's Roman villa,
in which the bumbling detective wore a heavy suit of armor and
chastised a Sergeant dressed in the zebra costume for wearing stripes:
"How dare you drink whilst you're on duty!...Any more behavior
like this, and I'll have your stripes!"
- the scene of both Sir Charles and George robbing a
safe in similar gorilla costumes (a take-off of the Duck
Soup (1933) mirror scene), and finding the safe empty; when
discovered by Clouseau at the crime scene, they escaped and a wild
car chase scene ensued through Rome's streets until all the vehicles
collided into one another and created a big pile-up
- both of the Lyttons were incarcerated, and George
admitted his dishonesty in pretending to be a college grad; his father
reacted: "A certain amount of dishonesty is bound to beget a
certain amount of dishonesty"; Clouseau spoke to both jailed
inmates and accidentally put both of his fists into pots of porridge
as he threatened them: "You're going to be here for the next
20 years"
- in the film's conclusion, Princess Dala (who had stolen
the diamond for herself) and Simone hatched a plan to frame Clouseau
as 'The Phantom' and save Sir George (Dala: "I'd gladly sacrifice
it to save Charles...To save Charles, we must prove that someone
else stole it")
- at the end of the trial, Clouseau was called to testify
on the stand as a defense witness; he was implicated in all of the
thefts, and possibly guilty because Simone had purchased expensive
clothes and a mink coat; as Clouseau pulled out his handkerchief,
attached to it was the jewel planted there by Simone - implicating
him as the Phantom; on his way to jail, he was swarmed by women and
envied by two Italian policemen who believed that he was the Phantom
and now a national hero; when asked: "Tell me, lnspector, Signor
Phantom, all those robberies, how did you ever manage it?",
Clouseau delightfully took credit and admitted: "Well, you know,
it wasn't easy"
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The Flaw in the Pink Diamond - a "Pink Panther"
Opening Credits
"The Phantom" Strikes in Europe (Rome)
Gem in High Demand
Clouseau's Broken Stradivarius
Costume Party
Two Lytton Gorilla Thieves Stealing From Dala's Safe
Vehicle Collision Pile-Up
Both Lyttons in Jail
Both Fists Placed in Pots of Porridge
During the Lytton Trial, Clouseau Was Framed as the Phantom
Jewel Thief
Clouseau: "Well, you know, it wasn't easy"
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