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The Seven
Year Itch (1955)
In director Billy Wilder's romantic sex comedy:
- about the dilemma of a married Manhattanite Richard
Sherman (Tom Ewell) after seven years of marriage to Helen (Evelyn
Keyes) - in a fantasy scene with his wife, he bragged: "Seven
years we've been married and not once have I done anything like
that. Not once. Don't think l couldn't have either. Because l could
have, plenty. Plenty. Don't laugh, Helen. l happen to be very attractive
to women. This isn't a thing one likes to tell his wife but women
have been throwing themselves at me for years. That's right, Helen.
Beautiful ones, plenty of them. Acres and acres of them" -
and then fantasized in three scenarios about attempted seductions
that he had refused, including a spoof of the From Here to Eternity beach
kissing scene
- the scene of plain, nudism-loving and middle-aged
health-food waitress (Doro Merande) in a vegetarian restaurant on
3rd Avenue who espoused the virtues of nudity and naturism to customer
Richard - she explained that although she didn't accept tips, she
did solicit contributions for a fund established for a nudist camp: "Nudism
is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people.
We must teach them to unmask their poor suffocating bodies and let
them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy. Without clothes, there'd
be no sickness, there'd be no war. I ask you, sir, can you imagine
two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude?
No way of telling friend from foe. All brothers, together"
- the introduction of light-headed, gorgeous and voluptuous
upstairs neighbor - The Girl (Marilyn Monroe as a quintessential
blonde) to her married New Yorker neighbor Richard Sherman, a paper-back
publisher; she had . forgotten her outer building key so she hit
his buzzer to get in, allowing her entrance to the upstairs apartment
that she had rented for the summer
- the "balcony scene"
when the Girl told Richard: Let me just go put something on. I'll go
into the kitchen and get dressed...Yes, when it's hot like this
- you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox."
- Richard's fantasy of seducing the Girl by playing
Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto, while wearing an elegant
red dressing gown, as she begged him: "Rachmaninoff...It isn't
fair...Every time I hear it, I go to pieces...It shakes me, it quakes
me. It makes me feel goose-pimply all over. I don't know where I
am or who I am or what I'm doing. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't ever
stop!"
- the 'party' scene of him helping to fasten the straps
of her seductive white dress, while she was holding a bottle of champagne
and a bag of potato chips: "I figured it just isn't right to
drink champagne in matador pants. Would you mind fastening my straps
in the back?...Potato chips, champagne, do you really think you can
get it open?" - there was a long struggle to open the bottle,
then the Girl's reassurances:
"Hey, did you ever try dunking a potato chip in champagne? It's
real crazy. Here...Isn't that crazy?...Everything's fine. A married
man, air-conditioning, champagne and potato chips. This is a wonderful
party"
- the memorable sequence of the two playing Chopsticks on
the piano - she joined him on the piano bench, banging and singing
out the tune with him in a child-like manner; after she told him:
"I don't know about Rachmaninoff and this shakes you and quakes
you stuff, but this really gets me...and how...I can feel the goose
pimples...Don't stop. Don't stop," he attempted to kiss her, they
fell backwards off the piano bench
- the Girl's famous pose in a white dress flying and
billowing up around her knees when a train whooshed by as she stood
spread-legged astride a New York subway grating to cool herself
during a hot summer: ("Isn't it delicious?"); Richard
standing nearby observed: "Sort of cools the ankles, doesn't
it?"
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