The Story (continued)
With the sound of the birds, she is the first to awaken
in their hotel room, where they have bedded down as step-father and
daughter. She looks down on him and his collapsed cot from the head
of his bed and plays an impish, teenage joke on an exhausted Humbert.
She shouts in his ear: "Wake up, Humbert, the hotel's on fire!
The hotel's on fire, quick!...Yeah, get out of bed real quick! Quick
- it's burning right down to the ground." After she checks out
his watch and then compares the tan color of her skin to his, he
touches her hand and she demonstrates how flexible her fingers are.
And she has a special talent:
"Well, this little thumb can go all the way back to my wrist.
See?" She strokes his stubbly face and inquires about the growth
of his hairy beard:
Humbert: Of course I need a shave, because I've not
shaved since yesterday morning and I'm a man who (needs) two shaves
a day.
Lolita: Hmm. Do you always have to shave twice a day?
Humbert: Yes, of course. All the best people shave twice a day.
Rather than ordering breakfast through room service
- something that Humbert recommends, she coquettishly suggests playing
a game that she learned at camp, while seductively twirling the hair
on his head with her finger. [The sexual game she 'played' with Charlie
at camp symbolizes her own readiness to initiate sex with him]:
Lolita: ...I-I learned some real good games in camp.
One in particular-ly was fun.
Humbert: Well, why don't you describe this one in particular-ly -
good game?
Lolita: Well, I played it with Charlie...Charlie? He's that guy that
you met in the office.
Humbert: (protectively) You mean that boy...?
Lolita: Hmm, mm.
Humbert: You and he?
Lolita: Yeah. You sure you can't guess what game I'm talking about?
Humbert: (playing dumb) No, I'm not a very good guesser. (She coyly
whispers the details of the game into his ear and then giggles. A
look of concern crosses his face.) I don't know what game you played.
(She whispers a few more words.)
Lolita: You mean you never played that game when you were a kid?
Humbert: Oh, no.
Lolita: (smiling guilelessly in a full-frame closeup) All righty
then...
Lolita moves around from the headboard to his level
to show him how the game is played...The screen discreetly fades
to black. She is the child-woman, the one to seduce him.
They drive on in the station wagon - Lolita sips on
a straw poking out of a glass Coke bottle and munches on a bag full
of potato chips. She wishes she could kiss the Blarney stone, and
then teasingly announces that they should share their intimate secret
with Charlotte:
Lolita: Hey, let's tell mother.
Humbert: Tell mother what?
Lolita: (she smiles knowingly) You know what.
Humbert: No, I don't think that would be very funny.
Lolita: (laughing) I wonder what she'd do? Hmm?
To accentuate the wide cultural gap between their two
generations, Lolita feels sympathy for a "squashed" dead
cat along the road, yearns for french fries and a malt, and hopes
to see a non-foreign film in the evening. Anticipating a stop at
the next gas station, Lolita suggests calling her mother "at
that hospital," but Humbert is reluctant to tell her that her
mother is dead:
Lolita: Why? What difference does it make? I want
to call her.
Humbert: I just don't think it would be a very good idea. That's
all.
Lolita: Why can't I call my mother if I want to?
Humbert: Because you can't!
Lolita: Why?
Humbert: Because - (he hesitates for a long pause) your mother is
dead.
Lolita: (thinking that he's kidding, she breaks out into laughter)
Come on, now, cut it out! Why can't I call her?
Humbert: (accentuating the words) Your - mother - is - dead.
In a motel room that evening, Lolita is still sobbing
uncontrollably in one bed while Humbert agonizes while in another
bed. At last, she comes to Humbert and he comforts her:
Humbert: Try to stop crying. Everything's going to
be all right.
Lolita: Nothing will ever be all right.
Humbert: I'm sure that we're gonna be very happy - you and I.
Lolita: But everything is changed all of a sudden. Everything was
so, oh, I don't know, normal [she unconsciously uses one of
Quilty's well-worn words].
Humbert: Lolita, please, please stop crying. We'll do things, we'll
go places.
Lolita: But there's no place to go back to.
Humbert: We'll find a new home.
Lolita: Where?
Humbert: Beardsley. My lectureship. It starts in September. It's
in Ohio, you'll like it there.
Lolita: I'll hate it, I know I will.
Humbert: No you won't. It's a wonderful place.
Lolita: But what about all my things back in Ramsdale? And our house?
Humbert: We'll take care of all those things.
With a desperate, needy tone in her voice, a sniffling
Lolita asks Humbert to promise her something, and she curls up in
his lap as he hugs and rocks her gently:
Promise you'll never leave me. I don't want to ever
be in one of those horrible places for juvenile delinquents...And
anyway, I'd rather be with you. You're a lot better than one of
those places. You will promise, won't you?
The scene ends with his thrice-repeated assurance: "Cross
my heart and hope to die."
In voice-over, Humbert describes the new circumstances
of their lives in Ohio - six months later:
You must now forget Ramsdale and push our lot and
poor Lolita and poor Humbert, and accompany us to Beardsley College
where my lectureship in French poetry is in its second semester.
Six months have passed and Lolita is attending an excellent school
where it is my hope that she will be persuaded to read other things
than comic books and movie romances.
As he daintly paints her toenails with polish [the
background for the film's opening credits] and she sips from a Coke
bottle with a straw, he quizzes her about arriving home three hours
late from school the previous day. Her excuse: she was with a girlfriend
watching football practice, and stopped afterwards for a malt at
the drive-in, the Frigid Queen. She explains that two boys, Roy and
Rex, the two co-captains of the football team, happened to sit down
with them. Humbert's insane jealousy of her teenage male friends
have, in part, caused the disintegration of their 'affair' and relationship,
and he restricts her social activities and dating:
Humbert: I thought we understood. No dates!
Lolita: What do you mean, no dates?...
Humbert: I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys.
Lolita: Oh, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind.
Humbert: Don't avoid the issue. I told you, 'No dates.'
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date.
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date, Lolita.
Lolita: It was not a date.
Humbert: IT WAS A DATE!
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: Well, whatever it was that you had yesterday afternoon,
I don't want you to have again.
Lolita makes an "idiotic joke" (according
to Humbert) which he must "ignore"
about his preference for young girls. He is unable to 'have' her young
girlfriend Michelle because "she belongs to a Marine."
Humbert: Why does she [Michelle] give me these searching
looks whenever she comes to the house?
Lolita: How should I know?
Humbert: Have you told her anything about us?
Lolita: No. Have you?
Humbert: You've told her nothing -
Lolita: You think I'm crazy?
Lolita denies any wrong-doing but isn't fully believed.
Sounding a bit like Charlotte herself, Humbert defends his jealous
possession of her with a pledge of protective and devout loyalty,
support and love. She manipulatively counters with a shrewd request
to engage in more school activities - including a part in the school
play:
Lolita: You never let me have any fun.
Humbert: No fun? You have all the fun in the world. We have fun together,
don't we? Ay, whenever you want something, I buy it for you automatically.
I take you to concerts, to museums, to movies. I do all the housework.
Who does the-the tidying up? I do. Who does the cooking? I do.
You and I have lots of fun - don't we Lolita?
Lolita: (she smiles sweetly at him and purrs) Come here. (He moves
from her feet and kneels in front of her) Still love me?
Humbert: Completely. You know that.
Lolita: You know what I want more than anything else in the world?
Humbert: What do you want?
Lolita: I want you to be proud of me.
Humbert: I am proud of you, Lolita.
Lolita: No, I mean really proud of me. You see, they want
me for the lead in the school play. Isn't that fantastic? And I have
to have a letter from you, giving your permission.
Humbert: Who wants you?
Lolita: Well, ...the drama teacher, Clare Quilty, and Vivian Darkbloom.
Humbert: And who might they be?
Lolita: They're the authors. They're here to supervise the production.
Humbert: But you've never acted before.
Lolita: Oh, they say I have a unique and rare talent.
Humbert: And how do they know that?
Lolita: Well, we had readings. I was chosen over thirty other girls.
Humbert: That's the first I've heard about it.
Lolita: I know. I wanted to surprise you.
Suspicious of any extra-curricular, after-school activities
which may take her away from him, Humbert steadfastly refuses:
Humbert: And you suddenly are, overnight, an actress.
Well, it's out of the question.
Lolita: (rising up) Out of the question?
Humbert: I don't want you in that atmosphere.
Lolita: (raising her voice) What atmosphere? It's just a school play.
Humbert: I've told you over and over again. I don't want you mixing
with those boys. It's just another excuse to make dates with them,
and to get together close with them.
Lolita: You don't love me.
Humbert: I do love you.
Lolita: You don't love me.
Humbert: I do love you, Lolita.
Lolita: You're driving me crazy. You won't let me do anything. You
just want to keep me locked up with you in this filthy house!...Someday
you're going to regret this. You'll be sorry...
Late that evening after returning from the college,
Humbert enters his darkened living room where he finds a shadow-shrouded
figure - a Quilty masquerade and impersonation. The strange, uninvited
guest speaks with a smooth, German-like accent [similar to Sellers'
voice and the chair-bound pose of Dr. Strangelove in Kubrick's future
film, Dr. Strangelove Or:... (1964)]:
Good evening, Dr. Hombards.
The light clicks on, and there sits a man with thick,
heavy glasses, a dark suit, mustache, and slicked-back hair. He introduces
himself as Dr. Zempf (Peter Sellers), the Beardsley High School psychologist,
who was let into the house, he explains, by Lolita as she went off
to her piano lesson. Zempf is sitting in the dark to save on the
cost of electricity. A hint of Lolita's connivance with Zempf sits
on the table - an empty Coke bottle with a straw in it.
As an observer, the doctor describes how Humbert must
be a naive father. His daughter, with her developing pubescent physical
sexuality, has made quite an impact on her classmates:
Dr. Hombards, would you mind if I am putting to you
a blunt qvestion?...We are vundering if anybody instructed Lolita
in the vacts of life?...You zee, Lolita is a sweet little child,
but the onset of maturity seems to be giving her a certain amount
of trouble...Dr. Hombards, to you she's still za liddle girl what
is cradled in zee arms. But to dose boys over dare at Beardsley
High (he growls and rolls his eyes) she is a lovely girl (his hand
gestures demonstrate the size of Lolita's chest), you know, mit
mit mit mit mit de sving, you know, und zat jazz. She has
got a curvature zat zat they take a lot of notice of. You and I
- vat are we? Vee are the symbols of power sitting in our offices
there. We are making za signatures, writing za contracts, the decisions
all za time. What if we cast our minds back? Just zink, what were
we only yesterday?...I have some other details which I should like
to put to you.
He removes index cards from his coat with notes scribbled
on them and recites Lolita's typical teenage behaviors and characteristics,
while an unnerved Humbert sits stunned and flabbergasted by the analysis:
Dr. Hombards - here, she is defiant...she sighs a
gud deal in the class. She sighs, makes the zounds of 'uh-UHHHH!'
Chews gum vehemently, alls the time is chewing dis gum, handles
books gracefully, that's all right, doesn't really matter. Voice
is pleasant. Giggles rathzer often and iz excitable. She giggles
at things. A little dreamy. Conzentration is poor. She-she looks
at a book for a while and then getza fed up with it. Has private
jokes of her own which noone understands so they can't enjoy them
mit her. She either has exceptional control or she has no control
at all. We cannot decide which. Added to that - just yesterday,
uh, Dr. Hombards, wrote a most obscene vord with her lipstick,
if you please, on the health pamphlets. And so, in our opinion,
she's suffering from acute repression of the libido of zee natural
instincts.
Failing to see the significance of these findings on
her record as a student, Humbert politely dismisses Dr. Zempf's suspicious
and illogical findings. So the doctor threatens a larger psychological
investigation in the home setting that would bring greater exposure:
Vee Amerikans, vee are progressive and modern. Vee
believe that it is equally important to prepare the pupils for
the mutually satisfactory mating and the successful child rearing
- that is vhat we believe...I am suggesting that Dr. Cutler, who
is the district psychologist vith the board of education should
visit you in the home mit his three-member board of psychologists.
And vonce they're in the home, they can investigate thoroughly
in the home situation, with all four of them...So they can get
straight at the sourze of the repression...I'm afraid that, uh,
you may have no choice. Cigarette?
As Zempf lights his cigarette, he gives away his disguise.
He raises up his thick, bottle-cap eyeglasses to see what he is doing.
There is another alternative - he proposes - to get Humbert off the
hook. Lolita's appearance in the school play (with private rehearsals
thrown in) is a solution to all of her problems:
...Look, Dr. Hombards, I don't wish to take this
to a higher level of authority if I can possibly help it - you
understand?...So you must help me...Perhaps, I don't know, but
perhaps dere is anoder approach dat we can take - something new
altogether. Something new. Some new approach. Vat would you say?
Do you like that? Some? Yah! Some new era of adjustment zat Lolita
could find perhaps partake in the larger share of the extra-curricular
school activities...You, Dr. Hombard, zhould devinitely unveto
that girl's non-partizipazion in the school play!
Humbert realizes that he must assent to the psychologist's
suggestion to prevent any further meddling into his home affairs
by other psychologists:
Humbert: All right, perhaps I was wrong in the attitude
that I took about the school play.
Zempf: Zat's very big of you to admit that. And whilst you're admitting
zat, why don't you alzo loozen up a little bit more in the other
two 'd's' yah? The dating and the dance?
Humbert: You think that those are equally important?
Zempf: Dr. Hombards, I'll tell you about the two things. I feel that
you and I should do all in our power to stop that old Dr. Cutler
and his quartet of psychologists from fiddling around in the home
situation. Zat's what I feel. Don't you agree with me?
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