The Story (continued)
The
Wizard imposter can grant their wishes for healing their defects,
however. He is forced to show Dorothy's three friends that they already
have the qualities they are asking for within themselves. Talking
common-sense, he explains that they demonstrated these qualities
in the brave and clever rescue of Dorothy. The well-meaning, witty
Wizard presents each of them with a symbol of their granted wish
- in fact, his presentation of gifts are the only demonstration
of his magical wizardry.
- The Wizard reminds the "brainy" Scarecrow
about the universality of brains and then presents him with a rolled
up parchment/diploma:
Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre
commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth
or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from,
we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to
become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep
thoughts and with no more brains than you have! But they have one
thing you haven't got - a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the
authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeatum E Pluribus
Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th. D...that's
Doctor of Thinkology.
[In Baum's book, the Wizard concocts a bran cereal
mixture and places it into the Scarecrow's head, and declaring that
he has 'bran-new brains.'] The Scarecrow demonstrates his brain power
by placing his finger to his head and incorrectly reciting
a mathematical formula - the Pythagorean Theorem:
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isoceles triangle
is equal to the square root of the remaining side. (He is overjoyed.)
Oh joy, rapture, I've got a brain. How can I ever thank you enough?"
- The Wizard discounts the Lion's lack of courage,
because he merely confuses courage with wisdom. Under certain circumstances,
it's acceptable to be afraid. The Lion is presented with an elaborate
medal of valor for all his bravery against Wicked Witches:
As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized
thinking. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because
you run away from danger you have no courage. You're confusing
courage with wisdom. Back where I come from, we have men who are
called heroes. Once a year, they take their fortitude out of moth
balls and parade it down the main street of the city and they have
no more courage than you have. But they have one thing that you
haven't got - a medal. Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary
valor, conspicuous bravery against Wicked Witches, I award you
the Triple Cross. You are now a member of the Legion of Courage.
The Lion is overwhelmed by the honor and instantly
made timid:
Shucks, folks, I'm speechless.
- The Wizard first explains to the Tin Woodsman the
advantages of being heartless.
Back where I come from, there are men who do nothing
all day but good deeds. They are called phila-, er, er, philanth-er,
yes, er, good-deed doers, and their hearts are no bigger than yours. But they
have one thing you haven't got - a testimonial.
But since the Tin Woodsman still desires a heart, he
is given some additional therapeutic, home-spun wisdom from the Wizard
and then presented with a testimonial: a clock award - a large red,
heart-shaped watch made of metal that hangs from the end of a golden
chain. A loudly-ticking clock is in the center of the heart:
Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take
pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of our
esteem and affection. And remember, my sentimental friend, that
a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you
are loved by others.
In all three cases, they thought they lacked something
- intellect (the head), courageous strength (the hand), and a sensitive
heart (the heart) - but they were only deluding themselves. [The
rock band America wrote a song called Tin Man, which noted "But
Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man That he didn't, didn't already
have."] Each of them decisively proved that they had those leadership
qualities inside from the very start - but they hadn't looked deep
enough to find them. As a token of the recognition of their qualities,
they are rewarded with outward symbols: a diploma, a medal, and a
testimonial. [In Baum's book, the Scarecrow is also given leadership
of The Emerald City, while The Tin Woodsman leads up the Winkies,
and the Lion actually becomes the King of the Forest.]
- Dorothy's wish to return to Kansas still needs to
be fulfilled, but she has grave doubts: "I don't think there's
anything in that black bag for me."
The Wizard promises to literally take her back to Kansas by balloon: "You
force me into a cataclysmic decision. The only way to get Dorothy back
to Kansas is for me to take her there myself." She distrusts the
Wizard's ability to fly a balloon, but he reassures her: "Oh will
you? Could you? Oh! Oh, but are you a clever enough Wizard to manage
it?" In his past, he had been a circus balloonist from a Kansas
fair and had been accidentally blown to Oz while performing. Like Dorothy
- also from Kansas, he had to cope in the new world by becoming the
city's first Wizard:
Wizard: I'm an old Kansas man myself. Born and bred
in the heart of the Western wilderness. Premiere Balloonist par
excellence for the Miracle Wonderland Carnival Company until one
day while performing spectacular feats of stratospheric skill,
never before attempted by civilized man, an unfortunate phenomena
occurred. The balloon failed to return to the fair.
Lion: It did?
Dorothy: Weren't you frightened?
Wizard: Frightened? You are talking to a man who has laughed in the
face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was
petrified. Then suddenly, the wind changed and the balloon floated
down into the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed
Oz, the first Wizard Deluxe. Times being what they were, I accepted
the job, retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway.
And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the
land of E Pluribus Unum.
The Emerald City's square is filled with people bidding
Dorothy and the Wizard goodbye in his gigantic hot-air balloon, labeled
with the words: "STATE FAIR OMAHA" on the big bag. As the
Wizard bids farewell to his cheering subjects to embark on "a
hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere
to confer, converse, and otherwise hobknob with my brother Wizards,"
he confers his ruling authority in Oz upon Dorothy's three companions.
He nominates the Scarecrow to take his place as ruler, to be assisted
by the Tin Man and the Lion:
And I hereby decree that until what time, if any,
that I return, the Scarecrow by virtue of his highly superior Brains,
shall rule in my stead, assisted by the Tin Man by virtue of his
magnificent Heart, and the Lion by virtue of his Courage. Obey
them as you would me.
Toto spies a Siamese cat in the arms of one of the
spectators and jumps out of the balloon's gondola/basket [for the
third time in the film] just as the ropes holding the balloon to
the moorings loosen - aided by the Tin Man's untying of the mooring
rope. Dorothy climbs out after him and chases after runaway Toto
at the last minute. Stranded in Oz, she fails to ascend in the uncontrollable
balloon, leaving the Wizard to sail up and fly away without her:
This is a highly irregular procedure - absolutely
unprecedented. It'll ruin my exit.
Dorothy pleads: "Don't go without me," but
the mortal Wizard can only wave goodbye as he floats away - powerless
to control it: "I can't come back. I don't know how it works." Dorothy
cries: "Oh, now I'll never get home," although her friends
wish her to stay. The Lion tearfully tells her: "Stay with us,
then, Dorothy. We all love ya. We don't want ya to go." Dorothy
loves them too but she is still homesick and depressed for Kansas
- her home:
That's very kind of you. But this could never be
like Kansas. Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what happened
to me by now. Oh Scarecrow, what am I gonna do?
Before he can answer, he points to the Good Witch of
the North ("Look, here's someone who can help you") who
makes one final appearance. She descends to the ground in her familiar,
shimmering, rainbow-hued bubble from the sky. Glinda steps out of
the ball of light and kindly tells Dorothy that she has always had
the power to go home with the magical power of her ruby slippers,
but she had to discover it for herself.
Dorothy: Oh, will you help me? Can you help me?
Glinda: You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had
the power to go back to Kansas.
Dorothy: I have?
Scarecrow: Then why didn't you tell her before?
Glinda: Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it
for herself.
Dorothy insightfully explains what she has learned
from her experience - during her dream of being in Oz. In a self-revelation,
she realizes that everything she could ever have wanted was right
in her own backyard - IF she had wanted it hard enough. [She relinquishes
the miracle-working power of the Wizard - he has floated away - and
relies upon her own power and personality to find her independent
identity and way home. By returning to the Gale home after fantasizing
about the enchanting world beyond and experiencing it along the Yellow
Brick Road, she has confronted her childhood fears and grown up emotionally
with strength enough to meet her adult future. In some ways, the
journey was as rewarding as the accomplishment of her goal.] Glinda
reveals the meaning of the ruby slippers - they will carry her (and
Toto) back:
Dorothy: Well, I-I think that it, that it wasn't
enough just to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em, and it's
that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't
look any further than my own backyard because, if it isn't there,
I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?
Glinda: That's all it is!
Scarecrow: But that's so easy! I should've thought of it for you
-
Tin Man: I should have felt it in my heart -
Glinda: No, she had to find it out for herself. Now those magic slippers
will take you home in two seconds!
Dorothy: Oh! Toto too?
Glinda: Toto too.
Dorothy: Now?
Glinda: Whenever you wish.
Dorothy exclaims: "Oh dear, that's too wonderful
to be true" - but she must first bid tearful farewells to her
friends one last time: "It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye.
I love you all too."
- She kisses the Tin Woodsman, who sadly remarks as
tears threaten to rust his tin: "Now I know I've got a heart,
because it's breaking."
- She also turns to the Cowardly Lion, kisses him,
and remembers his pre-courage fear: "I'm gonna miss the way
you used to holler for help before you found your courage." Trying
to remain strong, he thanks Dorothy for helping him:
"I would never have found it if it hadn't been for you."
- She hugs and kisses the Scarecrow and whispers: "I
think I'll miss you most of all." She reserves a special place
in her heart for him. [This scene was parodied in Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker's Top
Secret! (1984), with Hillary Flammond's (Lucy Gutteridge) last
line: "Goodbye Chocolate Mousse! Goodbye Everyone! and Goodbye,
Scarecrow! I'll miss you most of all!"]
When Dorothy is ready (with Toto held tightly in her
arms), the Good Witch instructs her on how to return home from Oz
to Kansas:
Then close your eyes and tap your heels together
three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home'.
So Dorothy clicks her heels together three times and
repeats the magic phrase that takes her home: "There's no place
like home...There's no place like home..."
A spiral spins downward onto Dorothy, and the tornado-swept farm-house
spins and falls back down to the ground. She is transferred back to
the sepia-toned, real world of her drab Kansas farm home.
She awakens lying on her bed with her loving Auntie
Em placing a cold compress on her forehead: "Wake up, honey." Her
Aunt and Uncle are bent over her bed, watching her worriedly: "Dorothy,
Dorothy dear, it's Aunt Em, darling." Kindly Professor Marvel
passes by the window, relieved to see that she is OK following the
tornado: "I just dropped by, because I heard the little girl
got caught in the..." According to her Uncle, "she got
quite a bump on the head. We kinda thought there for a minute she
was gonna leave us." [Her brush with death was symbolized by
the hourglass with the sand running out.]:
But I did leave you, Uncle Henry. That's just the
trouble. And I tried to get back for days and days.
Dorothy insists her journey was real and not just a "bad
dream." She is surrounded by the anxious faces of the three
familiar farmhands who speak to her at her bedside:
Hunk: Remember me? Your old pal Hunk?
Hickory: Me? Hickory?
Zeke: You couldn't forget my face, could ya?
She is confused - are they her three Oz companions
without their fantastic costumes? She excitedly tells all of them
about the wonders of the Land of Oz - it was all a dream - but maybe
not:
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place,
and you [Hunk] and you [Hickory] and you [Zeke] and you [Professor
Marvel] were there. (Everyone laughs) But you couldn't have been,
could you?
Auntie Em: We dream lots of silly things when we...
Dorothy: No, Aunt Em. This is a real, truly live place. And
I remember that some of it wasn't very nice. But most of it
was beautiful. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody
was, 'I want to go home.' And they sent me home. (Everyone chuckles
again) Doesn't anybody believe me?
Uncle Henry: Of course we believe you, Dorothy.
She is so grateful to be back in her familiar home
after her adventures that she hugs her beloved Toto [with the Miss
Gulch situation unresolved] and tells everyone an uplifting, inspiring
moral:
Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! (She hugs her dog.)
Home! And this is my room - and you're all here! And I'm not gonna
leave here ever, ever again because I love you all! - And oh, Auntie
Em, there's no place like home.
After repeating the magical phrase, the film fades
out on her radiant face. |